Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

back seat bingo

When you and your better half make out or more in the back seat of a vehicle

Girl: Would you like to play back seat bingo tonight by the lake?

Guy:Heck yea!!!! I just got the back seat, of my whip, reupholstered.

by daddybigbuks September 11, 2009

bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.

"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"

by The kids are gone August 10, 2021

bingo champ

an over eager player who fails or comes in last at everything he/she tries

that team only won the game because the Bingo Champ was on the bench the whole time

by FAILURESTER April 10, 2009

bangotrot

a good fruitful humping of the recipent. getting a good bit of motion in the ocean!!

wow boris was totally bangotrottin that bird last night!!

by Boris The Deviant April 7, 2010

bingo night

Sexual act when you fill your butt with numbered ping pong balls and hang upside down while your partner kicks you in the stomach to pop them out one at a time

Last night I did bingo night with my girlfriend

by PM_ME_DANK_MEMES June 29, 2018

BOGO Bozo

A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.

“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.

BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!

BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.

BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.

Honey I’m going to the grocery store

Didn’t you just come back?

Uhhh ...this morning maybe

Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!

by Garbuster928 April 12, 2021