park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall

He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench

by BenchBody June 8, 2021

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing

Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.

by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.

Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.

by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019

Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."

by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019

Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack

-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014