Beef Shakira

A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.

"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"

by 10angrymexicans December 9, 2012

Beef Arm

A slang word for penis.

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

by McFred March 12, 2011

Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.

Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

by Bob da builder yo March 11, 2010

Beef Bugle

Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked

Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.

by Rifleman59 May 7, 2010

beef iguana

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford

pick up your beef iguana

by Nutcrack October 6, 2015

beef tart

When you're sweet as pie but strong like beef

Evan said "come here beef tart!"

by Ė:;v$/an August 12, 2017