bed squees

the squeaking of your bed.

Dude you have the bed squees.

by Lyn Campbell November 29, 2009

Bed Buster

When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.

I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.

by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna on emmas bed while GK is hooking up with katie and hanna

mason wtf man why are you fingering her on emmas bed

by emmajudd April 10, 2021

Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.

“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”

by StinkyPete007 August 3, 2012

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.

by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022

Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020