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Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
by MamaG83 June 1, 2010
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Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.
"I would like to giver her a battery test"
by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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batter up

just starting to go out with someone...moved up from bench warmer to batter up...then 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc etc...
hey guess wut? sarah's batter up!!
by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004
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battery

the first song on metallica's album master of puppets, coming in at 5:12 long. has easily one of the greatest intros of any metallica song, featuring a blistering edge unique in metallica's repertoire. has blistering riffs and an amazing solo courtesy of mr. kirk hammett.
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
by bradenL. March 22, 2007
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purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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making pancake batter

It is When it is nice and hot out, you start sweating between you balls and leg so much, that it feels like you are making pancake batter.
"If it gets any hotter, I will be making pancake batter."
by HardBark September 19, 2009
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