by jknbhgvfhj March 7, 2009
Get the clammy bassmug. by only-his-always June 14, 2016
Get the Bass Snobmug. The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.
Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018
Get the Bass saxophonemug. A multifunctional device capable of harmonising and keeping the beat in modern music.
After a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a "club". Perfect for the booed performer!
Plywood basses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. You are more likely to be booed on a plywood bass and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. Get a hardwood bass - easier to knock you enemies out.
After a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a "club". Perfect for the booed performer!
Plywood basses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. You are more likely to be booed on a plywood bass and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. Get a hardwood bass - easier to knock you enemies out.
The mad musician played double bass all night. A smart arse told him his mother was ugly so he swung his double bass at him making a big thump accompanied by a melodic bass line.
by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005
Get the Double Bassmug. This one takes team work. This is when you stick a finger up a girls ass and then give her a fish hook. As you lift her up by both ends, your buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture, as if you were holding a trophy bass. Make sure you smile real big for the picture ;)
by tnapdarb December 30, 2007
Get the trophy bassmug. 1. The concert-goer (usually to EDM concerts) who stands as close to the bass speakers as they can.
2. Someone who loves the fuck outta music with phat bass and listens to it as loud as possible without damaging their eardrums.
2. Someone who loves the fuck outta music with phat bass and listens to it as loud as possible without damaging their eardrums.
"So Chris and I were at a concert the other day and we saw a bunch of bass zombies over at the speakers. Insane."
by LaggyCrow April 5, 2015
Get the bass zombiemug. 1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.
2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.
2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.
Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."
Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"
Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"
by bassdude726 May 28, 2014
Get the Bass facemug.