Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

Baggin' Huss

The process of picking up women. Also refers to making out with women, getting laid, or any attempted encounter with a woman. (Primarily used by men, but also open to women).

"Hey man, what're you doing tonight?"

"Going out to bag some huss man, you coming with??"
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Teacher: "How about you Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"

Johnny: "My dad's a professional huss bagger!"
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Girl #1: "Ladies, what should we do tonight? Maybe go for a glass of wine?"

Girl #2: "Yeah that sounds great!"

Girl #3: "Screw that, I wanna be baggin' huss all night long!"

by jpus September 3, 2012

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023