Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 06, 2017

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 15, 2008

Whore bagel

Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.

Brianna you aint nothin but a dirty whore bagel!

by Benton November 16, 2004

nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 29, 2007

Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.

What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.

by The Deele Real December 26, 2009

dry bagel

Two people having sex with clothes on. AKA Dry humping.

We were dry bageling all night, no fluids were exchanged.

by becky April 13, 2005

Bagel Bowl

When a group of men circle around a bagel and the last person to ejaculate on it has to eat it. Can also be used with a biscuit "Biscuit Game".

Hey, me and some friends are going to go to the Bagel Bowl, wanna come?

by Simone Devin November 11, 2010