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Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
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Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
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Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honourlong since discredited by the recipients
He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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Hot badge

When you slap your jizz into the skin of your partner after sex.
Kevin gave me a hot badge right across the cheek last night.
by Fellisum November 1, 2023
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Honey Badge

honey badger ▼ (figuratively, slang) A person who displays Indifference or disregard for others' attempts in controlling your actions
Dude I'm the greatest honey badger alive, someone yesterday tried to tell me to wear a mask! I didn't even acknowledge his existence! get rekt son.
by Xylar Raphael October 9, 2021
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