Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.
Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.
by Mr. Cardboard July 04, 2012
Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
by Tricky^F November 21, 2017
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2016
bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
by Shtoopz January 15, 2013
literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
by Tommy Crancy June 02, 2021
by florda_swag March 13, 2012
A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.
by squirt mom October 29, 2018