dog backwards 

God

A: What is god?
B: dog backwards.

dog backwards by Ilovepewdiepie666 May 18, 2019

hustlin backwards

Busting your ass without making any progress.

"I work two jobs and still can't feed my kids..."

"Word? You're hustlin backwards."

hustlin backwards by TheAbsurdist December 17, 2008

ass backwards 

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

ass backwards by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

fuck me running backwards 

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

fuck me running backwards by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008

ass backwards 

To do something totally wrong or stupid, whether intentionally or not. Something that is the opposite of itself. To be stupid or slow.

Did you see him curse out his girlfriend? That's just ass backwards.

ass backwards by A-TownDown March 7, 2005

ass-backwards 

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

ass-backwards by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

HTML Backwards 

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.

HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.

HTML Backwards by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023