blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"

shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!

by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009

blind sit-up

To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.

Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!

by Wooten December 7, 2003

blind trust

The ability to keep a positive mindset despite all the things in life that occur that are distracting and the active choice to keep moving forward trusting it will all work out for the best...

Leaving it all behind, they moved onwards in mutual blind trust... moving towards destiny...

by TobaccoVapours March 30, 2016

blind kid

A kid who is constantly made fun of for being color blind.

Amish tard: do you think my drawing looks good? Oh wait you can't see it.

Edgy kids: hey blind kid

by Mdjdndjdjs March 11, 2017

Blind Ass Hoe

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.

A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch

by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013