Awkward Hot 

Some Who is Weird ,random or awkward in daily situations But still found to Be Hot.

girl 1-"OMG he so weird" girl 2 "I know But aint he just awkward hot"

Awkward Hot by Loserx December 1, 2009

Awkward Boner 

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

Awkward Boner by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014

Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"

So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .

Awkward Monkey Fist by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009

Awkward Shoulder Pat

When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.

"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."

Awkward Shoulder Pat by Skipmania April 29, 2010

Awkward Tunnel 

A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.

Awkward tunnel ritual:

N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?

J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!

(person walks in) (silence)

...

(person exits)

NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!

Awkward Tunnel by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam April 2, 2011

Awkward Tennis 

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.

Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"

Awkward Tennis by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011

awkward corner 

The place you go to hide your awkwardness from others. An area to be wierd by yourself.

Rose constantly lives in her awkward corner.

awkward corner by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ November 14, 2016