Avatard

A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.

Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Awesome Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Awesome Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisisted?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Awesome Kid: *Facepalm*

by wrongturn January 13, 2010

avata

I man who acts like a women so he can feel like someone likes him.

Billy plays online games so he can act like a girl, so people will like him.

by Loo May 10, 2003

Avatarded

To act of getting very stoned with the intention of seeing James Cameron's Avatar. They are so fucked up that they believe they are on Pandora and "almost died" like a million times . Being so overwhelmed by the amazing spectacular environment in the theatre, in combination with the pot or any other drug will make the person retarded... Or in this case Avatarded.

Dave: Yo, what do you want to do we have a couple of hours to kill.

Steve: Lets go get fucked up and go see Avatar in 3D-Max

Dave: Dude, we're gonna be so Avatarded.

by Redford0789 March 9, 2010

avatargasm

When u either have sex for over three hours before you have an orgasm or have sex so long that you have an out of body experience like in Avatar.

Dude, while I was getting bored watching Avatar, my girlfriend gave me a hand job, then gave me a blow job, then I fucked her before I finally had an avatargasm.

by dottie69 June 1, 2010

avyay

a boy who teachers get the name wrong of and a boy who likes all the girls

Its avyay

by pkur December 11, 2020

Avatar: The Way of Water

-This shit happens more than ten years after the fucking prequel.
-Humans invade Pandora.
-The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive.

-Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception).
-Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean.
-Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator.
-A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother).
-Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor.
-Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging.
-Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier).
-Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live.
-Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live.
-Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife.
-Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora.
-Jake and his family stay underwater.

Avatar: The Way of Water sucks ass. Read these spoilers instead.

by Yopmail User December 18, 2022

Avataring

The act of growing one's pubic hair out and braiding it with one's partner's hairs during coitus.

Man, when Lexi and I were avataring last night it pulled my hair something fierce.

by Motherfuck February 2, 2015