While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.
Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.
(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.
Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.
(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...
Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?
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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...
Friend: Really? Why do you think that?
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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...
(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)
Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...
(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)
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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)
Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?
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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...
Friend: Really? Why do you think that?
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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...
(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)
Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...
(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)
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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)
Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Get the Scottish Autistic mug.Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
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