budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.
One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
by Richard P. Sprinkler March 03, 2021
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Legault the Assassin

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie
Manny, for the last time Moonie is god!
by Moonie March 02, 2005
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survivor assassin island

when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow
"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"
by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023
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unlucky assassin

Conner Martin. Search it in The Wu Tang name generator and this is what comes up.
by UnluckyAssassin April 09, 2015
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Assassin swag

Never misses and is smart I’ll help you on a test.
Bro I’m Assassin swag
by Smart boy112 March 23, 2021
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