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animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.
A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.
by Storb June 14, 2010
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fuck animal

someone that acts like an animal in a disgusting way
by santiago aka fuckface September 20, 2003
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animal chin

Represents Fun and sometimes skateing.
"have you seen him"
by JDOGG April 10, 2006
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The Animal

A beast of a man who on the word practice humps any moving object in sight, esp. Fat Wielert and hot women. He sleeps in a cage and eats raw meat all day. He loves feeding women his monstrous elephant dong.
Look at the animal dry hump fat wielert, he has been at it for the last 2 hours. Damn that is one huge elephant cock.
by Bob Seger March 23, 2004
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Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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animal rights activist

Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.

Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.

Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
by Pitbull Hugger February 21, 2004
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Power Animal Shirt

An animal t-shirt often sold at tourist shops in the U.S., most often printed with an airbrush look. Common Alaska prints include wolves howling at the moon, bears showing some teeth and eagles descending. If you take pictures of these shirts in the night, the power glows.
That girl is getting hit on all the time because she is rockin' the Power Animal Shirt. And I heard she won a hula hoop contest because of its magic.
by Rosey Robards October 6, 2008
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