assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009

st. anselm's

A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.

An abbey boy likes to study not party. He likes to play video games not sports. He likes to hit on Stone Ridge whores not NCS girls.

by glad i dont go to anselms July 27, 2004

cason ansell

a kewl guy who likes hot girls and hates bitches like Tiny Cock TC.S

fuck that nigger Cason is kewler

by Cason Ansell November 24, 2004

Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

Anselm

A hypocritical crybaby, who desperately cries out for attention via videos. Someone who attempts to talk shit, but fails everytime

I’m right here, stop anselming

by Savagesinthebox May 31, 2020

st. anselm's

a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.

"Eww. That stone ridge girl goes out with that st. anselm's guy."

"Whats st anselm's?"

by anonymous July 5, 2004

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014