the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.
I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!
by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007
Get the Coconut Freudmug. someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut
by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008
Get the coconut headmug. when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.
by moonrider February 24, 2009
Get the COCONUT PANTIESmug. The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.
Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.
by cicoleo March 28, 2020
Get the Coconut Mallmug. a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii
by usmarine101 May 2, 2006
Get the dirty coconutmug. A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.
It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.
My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
by crunkjesus October 7, 2009
Get the Coconut Custardmug. A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.
by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011
Get the Coconut Climbermug.