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Alyssa

Really nice and will hand the the tea.. Super thicc
Alyssa is super thicccc
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The best person you will ever meet, everybody likes Alyssa! she will be the best friend you've always dreamed of. she likes anime, and has the perfect body! If you hate them you can go die in a hole and drown! By, your bestie: LILY
Person One: Alyssa is so ugly!
Person Two: *PUNCHES TO THE END OF MULTIVERSE* FUCK OFF!
by IH@TEMYLIFESOMUCH February 18, 2022
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She doesn't care about what anyone thinks about her, though she may need comforted once in a while. She will support your good decisions and criticize your bad ones. She will always be there for you when your in a dark place and put you second place (next to her lover).
"Hey, is that Alyssa? I want to talk to her about something."
"Yeah, I think that's her. Good thing she's always open!"
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Alyssa is a very beautiful and young girl. If you ever meet a Alyssa you are very lucky, She is always happy and is always there to cheer you up. Alyssa is crazy talented and she also plays many sports. But sometimes she can get really annoying and boring just like an orange:). She always makes jokes about the jojo Siwa and makes me laugh so much.
If you ever meet a Alyssa you are very lucky!
by Carolina liner February 13, 2019
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Is The most beautiful person you"ll ever ever meet!! She is out going and so fun. She will melt your heart every time you see her!!! She deals with all the bull shit and say something right back! She is Loyal and willI never cheat on you. She will show you unconditional love and will love you for ever!!
Hey have you seen alyssas coachella outfit its bomb!!!
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Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 April 1, 2023
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Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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