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Allison

Allison is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet if you ever meet an Allison you WILL want to keep her although she's been through shit she comes out everyday and puts on a smile she may seem innocent and nice she is nice but not as innocent as you think she is if you mess with her (which I recommend you don't) she will make your life a living HELL. She is very picky about her friends and boyfriend. If you are her friend you must know her past who she likes and all about her ex's and more if you're her boyfriend you should feel lucky because boyyy is she bossy and she often has moodswings but she knows how to control it and doesn't show it so if your ever meet a Allison KEEP HER (There all keepers (;
Boy 1: damn look at Allison
Boy 2: Don't even think about I heard she called the cops last time asked her out

Boy 1:But did you know she's mine we've been dating

Boy 2: Lucky
Boy 1: I know...... Babe

Allison: What's wrong.... why you talking to ummm.... him
by A GOD DAMN PERSON AYYY December 19, 2018
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Allison Brown

A woman who doesn't give a fuck
by Kedaski February 12, 2019
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Mr Allison

Mr Allison is a teacher who doesn’t care if you fail triple science or not. He tries to explain the lesson, but all he does is waffle about the shit we already know and skip over what we don’t. Never comes prepared to lesson, so he uses powerpoints from google, from 10 years ago. He also doesn’t know when to put a limit to homework.
Student 1: Mr Allison is gonna make me fail triple science
Student 2: Everyone’s gonna fail, let’s be honest here
by TooMuchHomework November 10, 2019
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Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons
Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.
by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019
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Alexander Pym Allison

Alexander Pym Allison is a paragon of a perfect gentleman. He is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He will always stick by your side no matter what. He is very wise and thinks ahead of time. He is a futuristic person. An Idealistic and a Realist. He take his time before does anything, he would never do things on in pulse. A brilliant counselor and guide. In fact you will never loss your way if you stick around this guy. I count myself fortunate to know and be known by this guy.
Alexander Pym Allison is the best friend one could ever ask for
by apallison December 6, 2017
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Allison Deen

One who picks up random animals of the street and takes them home even though they have no money to feed them and no where to keep them
Dang I pulled an Allison Deen and I don't know what to do with this ostrich.
by Jerald June 8, 2016
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allison diller

Most sexy girl on the planet and I want to have sex with her again! She makes me so horny and her butt and tits are so great!!! She gives me so many boners and makes me masterbait 30 times a week
Allison Diller is a fucking sexy horny bitch like me
by Savage Swimmer May 6, 2018
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