Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

right up your alley

1) something you are proficient at and capable of doing
2) a social class that you don't belong to but whose members you associate with anyways, probably f-sag

in terms of both definitions 1 and 2, if you are in jail for issues of domestic violence and misogynistic assault, who says says something more serious, like rape and murder, can't be right up your alley as well?

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Back Alley Sally

To sneak up behind the opponent.

1. You guys go the right, im going to Back Alley Sally them.

by LETHleader October 3, 2012

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.

I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

by Back Alley Bernie December 14, 2008

in and out like an alley cat

someone who comes home as and when they need to and never stays long before there off again

" Dave your in and out like an alley cat!"

by pktraceur March 20, 2012

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam

When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.

I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!

by username173 October 2, 2018