alena

The famous Jazz Princess from Maine. She has a special power to seduce any kind of men or women. She is known to have many jazz suitors and they are all capable playing one or two instruments such as bass, piano and violin. She also owns a Korean immigrant who has a perfect pitch as her servant. She also can attract many jazz males because of her special skills. The Jazz Princess's weakness is the innocent appearance that prevents her from doing cool "jazz stuff" in front of the other fellow jazz citizens like smoking and drinking. She is planning to broaden her jazz experience by working at Fun Town this upcoming summer while listening to various Brazilian music.

"Wow! Alena has another jazz suitor who plays piano."
"Alena! I didn't know you drank! You look so young!"
"I can do anything becuase I am the Jazz Princess Alena."

by Ming Li May 8, 2008

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Aleena

an ass
not like a mean kind of ass
just a literal walking giant ass
thats how thick she is
you cant see any other parts of her body because its all covered by her ass
she has become one with the thicc
and she is the thicc
she has become the thicc lord

damnnnn have you seen aleena?
you mean the walking thicc?

hell yeah

by thicc chungus March 27, 2019

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