the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019
by yeah12672 November 21, 2021
by Cocomelom April 25, 2022
A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
by Shabbyk September 29, 2021
cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.
That man is so omer alan....
by jeana wellens February 15, 2013
A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever
GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"
Peter - "It should've been me"
Peter - "It should've been me"
by Halal Jamal November 01, 2022