Alan 

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

Alan by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan 

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

Alan by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan 

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

Alan by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

Alan 

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

Alan by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023

alan 

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

miss you alan

alan by myth0ughts August 24, 2023

alan 

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

miss you alan

alan by myth0ughts August 24, 2023

alan 

i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

i miss you alan

alan by myth0ughts August 24, 2023