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Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
by Dycokac February 12, 2019
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024
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Against Me!

the bane of ones existince. the mere name, or sound of their music will drive you to kill a Nun.
OMG. I just listened to Against Me! please.. kill me before I remember the whole thing.
by Cuddizle June 10, 2011
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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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Up against

confronted or resisted by.
I started thinking about what teachers are up against today.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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