Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

Aesha

She is aesha

omg its aesha

by Gobiraam March 3, 2021

aespussy

momma lily and her culturally diverse group of kids

Did you hear ? Aespussy released their first single already. It's named wet aespussy.

Aespussy really is the itgdm !!

by u n owen April 7, 2021

aepsar

A tiktok editor with a decently sized platform. After Effects editor. Her name is Sarah. She started her account in late 2018 and has been editing for almost 4 years.

I love aepsar’s edits.

by cookiebae2014 May 1, 2021