Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009

Start Thought

Phrase first coined by George N. Parks. A speaker says it before saying something.

Start Thought: (Important Statement)

by Fat Swimmer September 28, 2008

Cum thought

Def 1. The final thought you have right before you orgasm. Can be good or bad.
Def 2. What you think about while masturbating or sex.

His cum thought was, I wonder what time the Giant's game starts today?

by The Big Bang. October 12, 2010

Thought crime

That is exactly what you want to do. You just can't say it because that would make you the bad one.

Hym "That is (without a doubt) enforcement of thought crime and to laud the grandmother for turning her grandson to the state is exactly what advocating for enforcement of thought crime looks like. And charging the families of mass shooters!? Guilt by association!? Jesus Christ! Very naughty stuff. This is what I mean by 'just as bad as the other team.' You went straight to Orwell. Looks like the inevitable logical conclusion to society's need to subordinate the individual to the group is just Orwell. 100% of the time. Left or Right. I'm all for it though. I have been longing for the reeducation camps I was promised not long ago. And as far as 'not mocking your suffering cults and silly reality-monster-pleasing hats' I don't think that has anything to do with mass shootings. It trapped me in a meat prison and you're celebrating it. Anywho, if you're worried about socialization of the unsocialized, I have good news. How do you socialize the unsocialized? Well, according to the oldest piece of literature in human history (The Epic of Gilgamesh) Enkidu (the unsocialized feral vagabond) is socialized by prostitutes. So... Bring me my prostitutes."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

nose thought

thought derived from the nose

person says "my nose tickles"
nose thought "pick the boogers ya dumb fuck"

by moon.unit January 19, 2008