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Theo

He is the god of gods. Has a great personality but a microscopic pp.
“I broke up with Theo the second I saw the size of his pp. Pathetic.”
by Snoofylol July 23, 2022
mugGet the Theomug.

Theo

guy with very big huge large very gigantic shlong
how big is the biggest penis in the world? just go look in theos pants
by teeeeeedo April 29, 2022
mugGet the Theomug.

Theo

Good kid nice but takes things to far sometimes
Hay it's theo
by Starfinder8 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Theomug.

theo

theo is the most beautiful and perfect human being on the planet. they’re so pretty and cute and smart and funny and i love them so so so so so much.He’s the brightest star, the sun looks dim before him and is jealous of his radiance. You see them and go “WOW WHO IS THAT?? I WISH THEY WERE MINE” but ha joke’s on you because he’s MINE and they’re my favorite favorite thing.
Someone:who is the prettiest person on the planet?

me: it’s definitely theo
by batsndaisies November 20, 2021
mugGet the theomug.

Theo Bull

A chode who wants Benjis schlonger hung up inside his bum. Also commits incest.
Benji is wellll fit-Theo Bull
by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025
mugGet the Theo Bullmug.

Theo

The best non gendered person alive🥰
Person1: People with the name mars/jessica are the worst
Theo: me too
by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd November 24, 2021
mugGet the Theomug.

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.
Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding
by The rays July 3, 2024
mugGet the enslaved Theomug.

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