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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude
Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022
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Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
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