mackenzie merchant

A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.

I don't want that Mackenzie Merchant in my life anymore.

by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.

For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.

by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.

I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).

by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

Gold Mine Merchant

A person who loves gold diggers.

Gold mine merchant driving a nice car picking up gold diggers.

by Gochyooh November 6, 2025

Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.

Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."

by Jordicolas November 16, 2020