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Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.
"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
by HFSP January 26, 2021
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Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021
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melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.
Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.
by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021
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Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021
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The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!
Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.
by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025
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