A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.
I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.
by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019
Get the An Amber Factmug. Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
Get the jew factmug. by Dawks Hawks June 2, 2018
Get the Jack Factmug. by Goatachi March 7, 2021
Get the Jujutsu Factsmug. A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.
by E-Turrrrr March 19, 2021
Get the T-Factmug. A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court
by snotter23 February 20, 2014
Get the tobyjug factmug. A fact is a something proven to be true. A fat fact is when someone says something you can relate to and is just an obviously true. Since it’s so relatable it makes it a FAT FACT. It may also be pronounced as Fat Fax
by Nic0727 December 10, 2017
Get the Fat factsmug.