Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other
the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"
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7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.
Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying
Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"
by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
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