douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds May 17, 2012
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tit-rod

an adjective normally used in a bitter or angry tone to describe a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.
That tit-rod over there is acting like a complete douche; fuck him.
by greg04 June 03, 2008
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Rod Cod

My Man Rod Cod is so cool that his name is even cool like nobody can be as cool as Rod Cod. Plus he's the best cod player in the world he sniped me with a tomahawk from across the new year.
Ahhhh My Man Rod Cod you so coolio julio my nibba.
by urbanLicker February 19, 2019
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Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.
Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.
by Z$mayne March 14, 2010
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rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass
Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass
by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023
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knowledge rod

Damn, he’s got a nice knowledge rod!
by Nahmean July 16, 2020
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