Fortnite

a game That lets you hold lifetime virginity

Guy:what's the similarity between a fortnite player and olive oil?
Other guy:why?
First guy: they're both extra virgin

by Rednaksnek August 9, 2021

fortnite

the game that 5 year olds scream their heads off when they get killed.

WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

by That one kid in your math clss October 24, 2019

Fortnite

A game that will give you a 110% chance of not getting laid. It is considered to be a better form of contraceptive than birth control pills and condoms. It also has the power to spread incurable diseases, including the big gae, and ligma.

"Dude, you wanna play some Fortnite?"
Nah, nigga. That shits hella gay."
"Oh ok."

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

Fortnite

A cancer that Shane Dawson will soon make conspiracies about and how IT IS TAKIKING OVER YOUR MIND. You know like normal other words! 😀

random guy 1: Ohhhhh my gosh, I love this game FORTNITE!!!

random guy 2: *sees friend playing fortnite* *kills himself*

Logan Paul: Let's make a video about that!

by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game that girls dont like because their boyfriends hardly pay attention to them anymore and pay attention to fortnite

Girl: hey
Boy: hey
Girl:come on call

Boy:not now babe in on fortnite with the boys
Girl:ok, later ?
Boy:yeh maybe

by Jammy12 May 14, 2018

Fortnite

Were you looking for: Cancer?

Kid: Dad, Do you like and play Fortnite? I do.
Dad: Son, I would like to show you a place. It's called the Adoption Center.

by AAGuy March 4, 2019

Fortnite

Downfall of humanity

Near future...

Ye be seeing dem military dudes flossing and trying to built during WWIII caused by Trump

Hey wanna play Fortnite

Another sentence

Some dude asks a 10 year old virgin “Humanity or Fortnite”. Five seconds later earth explodes.

by SlavicBoi October 13, 2018