Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

Wall Biter

Someone dumb, or more accurately someone VERY stupid.

Used more often in regards to someone with low attention span due to consuming too much internet rot but can be used towards someone whenever any dumb action is made.

He cant watch a video without it being sped up or having minecraft parkour at the bottom, he is such a Wall Biter.

Or

He wore his pants backwards, he is such a Wall Biter.

by SoundOfFleuve March 14, 2024

Tire Biter

A girl/guy who are really only interested in fellow enthusiasts that are way out of his league, because they do not have the funds or knowledge to properly modify their own car. They befriend members that have significantly nicer and highly modified vehicles and start constantly hanging around and taking photos with these members vehicles and posting said photos in an attempt to claim some of that attention for themselves. These leeches are typically so desperate to remain friends with these elite members, that they are willing to do absolutely anything to be allowed to continuing hanging around them. Frequently these individuals use their own ass in exchange for admission to the elite squad.

If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail the other individual because they are so desperate to have friends that have a nice cars that they will allow anything.

"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"

-Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"

"who, that guy with the stock s4?"

"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "

"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "

"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea man he's a huge tire biter"

"Man, you seen Asa lately?"

"who, that guy with the stock s4?"

"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "

"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "

"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea dude, he's huge tire biter"

by WheelsNSuspensionIsntAbuild February 28, 2017

Ice Biter

Someone that is so stupid that they chew ice, and then gurgles the ice and swallows it.

Eww what the fuck? are you going to chew that ice? you're a fucking ice biter

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Ankle biter

What Australians call kids
i'm not kidding

sniper:spy come get your ankle biter
spy:for the last time he's not my son
scout':tell that to my mom who you boin-
sniper:GET YO SON

by raybeez February 11, 2022

The Biter

When a girl bites your penis mid blowjob and you make her stop, all your friends now refer to her as "The Biter." The nickname should be spread around quickly to ensure that no one else will deal with her terrible sex acts again.

Rob: Dude, how was it last night with liz?
Jake: Terrible, She fucking bit me
Rob: Looks like Liz is the new "The Biter"

by Tsixmo July 1, 2010

mic biter

Person, usually a politician who hides behind a microphone or megaphone but cannot defend their statements in a debate or open forum.

Congressperson Smith is a Mic biter. They refuse to answer reporters questions.

by Mdmckin April 8, 2022