Zack

Yo he's fuckin retarded man. His name is actually Dequandre.

"Fuckin Zack is actually autistic."

"yeah i totally agree"

by avenreptiler May 28, 2019

Zack

Zacks are generally kind and generous, always putting others' happiness ahead of theirs. With their quick wit, they always make you laugh at the right time when you're feeling down. They're incredibly intelligent, a little too obsessed with science and technology, and huge stoners. Getting high with a Zack is a great time. You can talk to a Zack for hours and never get bored. You can trust him with your life, your soul, and your secrets; tell him anything. Zacks are very coolheaded, rarely getting angry.

Zacks are incredibly adorable, and make great cuddlers. They're loyal til the end. Their kisses will make you week; you'll miss them like crazy when they're gone. Zacks are very easy to love. <3

"I have a Zack all to myself."
"Lucky!! I want a Zack!!!"

by chickennoodlesoup1 December 8, 2013

Zackery Lee Peterson

A short, midget who sucks at playing hockey. Has a small chode, and if you have sex with him it's a two-pump chump. He has a sucky bod, and chicken legs. Hes an emotional baby who crys about everything. He's basically a girl. He's insecure and has no self confidence. He's obsessed with going to minnesota, even though no one there really likes him. His brothers are way cooler. Especially Chris ;*

Ew, that boy is crying. He is such a zackery lee peterson.

by Ihatezackery January 18, 2011

zachary's mom

Dat ass tho

Zachary's mom has a big ass

by Not Shybe December 27, 2016

Zachary

A tall, tan guy who has very straight teeth and is very handsome. He only dates one girl at a time. He's very athletic and usually plays Basketball, Soccer, or Baseball. He is very kind and has very good manners. If you become his friend, he'll be one of your best. He is usually friends with a Mark or Aaron.

You have great manners, Zachary!

Zachary is so cute!

by zxzxzx October 26, 2013

Zachary

The worlds biggest derp

Zachary is a derp

by Jngmobv January 24, 2017

Zachary

A human being. he is okay and u might become friends with him. maybe not though. You either like him or hate him. he can be a loser at times

zachary eats cheese

by JamesMarriot October 8, 2020