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A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.
Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
Zach by superejb27 November 21, 2014
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A guy with an unfairly amazing butt
Why can't I have a butt like Zach?
Zach by fuckychucky February 24, 2017
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Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
Zach by teletubbysunbaby January 26, 2017
He's boss. Loves video games and has all the girls
I love that zach. He's sooo boss
Zach by Bobsmells069 December 25, 2016
Zach is an intelligent, hot, sweet, caring, and amazing man to be around
Zach by Sephy June 10, 2017
The funny person on earth he speaks the truth and never lies he get hate but he block out the haters he the best friend u will ever have
Zach by Caramel_doll June 28, 2017
A smart pathetic brat, has no friends. Likes a girl named Hannah
Hannah: Zach i don’t like you!

Zach: YES U DO!
Zach by IT’S_ME_AGAIN_SUCKERS February 13, 2019