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Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner
by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016
mugGet the Carve you open like a turkeymug.

you sound like fox news

the act of over exaggerating and distorting information
Stop making things up and sensationalizing stories you sound like fox news.
by bambam & pebbles April 3, 2011
mugGet the you sound like fox newsmug.

can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck
can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video
by ammoratto April 15, 2013
mugGet the can you quack like a duckmug.

you look like a snack

Whenever you seen a very white boy who looks like an uncooked chicken breast. He's usually mildly handsome. Often has a name from the show SpongeBob. His skin could be used for reflectors on the street, or any other type of illuminating object.
by jakesnakeyo September 25, 2017
mugGet the you look like a snackmug.

I like you

i like you… it’s the most basic way to explain how i’m feeling, because sometimes i don’t think i can even put into words how you make me feel about myself, about you, about life… i like you :)
I like you so much, that even the stars shine a little brighter when they twinkle in your eyes
by youlookpretty January 25, 2022
mugGet the I like youmug.

You look like my aunt

Worst insult you can say to someone
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: You look like my aunt
Person 1: *Instantly dies*
by Sneekyman69 June 17, 2018
mugGet the You look like my auntmug.

Don’t not like you

It means that they do like you but it is a secret code so they have you thinking what it means all day so when someone says that just remember they do like you maybe more than you know.
Hey Austin I know you said you like me but I don’t not like you.
by Vic loves you April 29, 2021
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