Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

foreskin wrinkle

Bishibosh

Bishibosh is a foreskin wrinkle.

by Dobbleyou May 6, 2024

wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

creamy wrinkle

when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age

I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle

by Viridianhero June 28, 2024