Vagi-wipe

Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.

I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.

by Pink sparklies December 23, 2014

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser

Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE

by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022

Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

slat wipe

David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..

Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"

by Ramonial crumb January 9, 2020

sha-wipe

: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.

He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

by PAEx April 20, 2020

Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!

Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!

by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011