by Kaj Amir December 28, 2009
by timtoolie August 31, 2004
The state of your legs when smothered by pants during winter and having suddenly been exposed to sunlight on the first warm day of Spring or during a formal occassion where a dress is a must. Winter legs can look pasty, scaly, hairy, or ashy.
Lauren: "You should have worn some pants today. Your winter legs are making my eyes bleed!"
Amy: "I know...I haven't shaved in 4 months, but it was so warm outside today that I had to wear shorts."
Amy: "I know...I haven't shaved in 4 months, but it was so warm outside today that I had to wear shorts."
by AATW March 01, 2011
A girl one attempts to begin a relationship with in late fall-early December to last until the weather improves and girls start going out again. The winter wife allows a young male to secure companionship during a relatively barren period in the dating market.
Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Dave: So are you and Emily serious? You hang out with her a lot.
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.
Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.
Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
by Il Toro di Bellosguardo January 07, 2012
a type of tan one gets during the duration of the winter season ...the person usually ends up looking white and pasty. also aquired when too much time is spent indoors
by gonzo117 April 19, 2009
by maunsape1 December 28, 2010
Like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, Netflix, and snuggling. And with lower standards.
Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."
Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."
Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
by skirtsIssue November 08, 2014