Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018

\Windows\System32 (Computers)

A path to one of the most important system files inside your computer. Deleting any of this files can result in Windows not being able to run properly.

\Windows\System32 (Computers)

John: Hey, you should delete System32
Oliver: Ok. What's the path?
John: \Windows\System32
Oliver: I tried to delete that path in CMD, but it said acess denied.

by your everyday teacher February 10, 2020

Windows 7

Basicly, the best thing Microsoft has produced yet.

Windows 7 type 1: God.
Windows 7 type 2: he dominates us.

by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020

Windows 10

An absolute joke of a computer

Mike: Hey dude, you got Windows 10?
Bill: Yeah. It was a waste of my money.

by Sunila Sharma January 4, 2021

Windows Vista

Hated for no reason

Windows Vista is great!

by Ikethefluff September 14, 2021

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Upgrading to Windows 7

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.

Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!

by matthewj4x February 23, 2014