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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.
“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”
by Abudora April 17, 2021
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Moses

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.
by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021
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Mose

When a young boy named Jose likes a young girl named Margaret and they go to see a movie and be awkward together.

You're welcome...
Hey, did you hear about Mose?
by MMMMMBBBBB May 2, 2019
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Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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MOSE

An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
by anonymous July 28, 2022
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Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.
Moses is a human.
by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021
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