j weiner

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.
by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009
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Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.
Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"
by Weiner Grab September 08, 2006
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Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
by Tubbzeh May 14, 2006
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weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.
by That.Scandanavian January 31, 2009
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Knock on Weiner

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.
by Rusty Fish00k June 07, 2011
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smoke a weiner

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."
by muffintop169 February 24, 2011
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weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.
Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"
by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009
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