j weiner

a penis shaped like the letter J.

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.

by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009

Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.

Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"

by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006

Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009

weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall August 18, 2012