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Snatch Weasel

An individual who hunts down pussy constantly. Displaying behavior similiar to the cartoon weasel in Bugs Bunny cartoons. One who only concern is to fill the gap of some poor unsuspecting victim at any cost.
Look at Leo, that fuckin snatch weasel, he's been hitting on that same drunk bitch all night just waiting for her to pass out.
by Beaner0731 March 26, 2011
mugGet the Snatch Weaselmug.

weasel-tastic

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic
by molly and dylan April 28, 2008
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Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking
wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.
by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010
mugGet the Weasel Weepmug.

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015
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Skinny Weasel

A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.
Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel
by It's Danny December 1, 2014
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julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel
JIAW means Julia is a Weasel
by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
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