Walrus Alfredo

The sexual act of ejaculating on a large mustached Italian Women.

Bob decided to give Maria a helping of Walrus Alfredo.

by MrAssmouth July 5, 2014

Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.

Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023

makeout walrus

A huge makeout whore. Someone who likes to play tonsil hockey at the clerb

Did you see Lauren macking on that frat boy with the jew fro? What a makeout walrus!

by Tito lover March 10, 2014

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

Loremaster Walrus

someone who doesn't say fuck, and is dedicated to the art of Hollow knight lore.

"Hey look, it's loremaster walrus!"

"Minigun what the fuck"

by Minigun May 2, 2022

Transcontinental Walrus

A walrus that travels the world. It’s probably outside ur house right now. Stalking. Waiting…

LOOK AT THAT TRANSCONTINENTAL WALRUS

by JF0329 March 6, 2023

porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009