wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Fart wallet

Slang for - booty, ass, bum bum

“Damn, look at the pins on her!”

“Yea she’s got nice legs, but I’m more impressed by her fart wallet.”

by JoggingDude April 22, 2022

Salami wallet

vagina; a womans private part.

Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.

by Anna916 January 11, 2009

Sausage wallet

A man that gives nothing to society and is a jerk.

Corey Luciano is a sausage wallet

by Sweden1 September 1, 2013

Wallet Sex

When a person has sex with somebody. This is the act that gold diggers partake in.

"Did you hear about Matt and Lexi? She's a total gold digger"

"Yeah she's just having wallet sex with him. What a hoe"

by Lyraheartstrings April 29, 2014

Yeast Wallet

a sandwhich or burger type meal

guy 1:"this is one beautiful arrangement of meat salad fillings.."

guy 2:"yea... its so convenient in between these pieces of bread too"

waitress:"oh you like your SANDWHICH do you?"

guy 1:"sandwhich? you can call it what you want, i'm calling it a yeast wallet. freak"

by happyapple June 23, 2009

wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.

Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010